The reaction of 99.9% of viewers of Teen Wolf. I assume the other .1% are just confused.
True story: My ladies Saredon and Mercedelede and I are kind of one of those weird perfect storms in that we literally ship all the same ships and for all the same reasons. It would be disturbing if it weren’t so awesome. So Saredon had been trying, for several months, to get us to watch this show she kept raving about (and by raving, I do mean raving - I’m pretty sure some foaming at the mouth was involved) called ‘Teen Wolf’. Mercedelede and I were kind of ‘meh’, because TEEN WOLF, and MTV, and just…MEH. So, finally, one day, she catches us all in a moment of weakness, where the words ‘shirtless, hot boys,’ finally manages to sink in, and we go ‘what the hell, let’s do this thing.’
Now, none of us live near the other, but sometimes we arrange it where we all watch the same show at the same time online and then Touch each other commentary throughout. You should try it, it’s awesome. So we get all set up, and Mercedelede and I know Saredon ships some couple from this show, but because we weren’t actually paying attention before, we couldn’t remember any details. And she decides she’s not going to tell us, because she doesn’t want to ‘influence’ our shipping choices. So, cool, we settle in to watch and look at pretty people.
I shit you not, by episode five, mercedelede and I were already Touching dirty stories about Stiles and Derek. It’s really just inevitable. And now we’re all foaming at the mouth, rabid carriers of the Teen Wolf virus, doing our best to infect everyone in our path with the Teen Wolf/Sterek germs.
:((( Yeah, I’m torn on that one. It’s terrible and never something you would want to know about someone, On the other hand, those are things you NEED to know about a person.
Yeah, at this point it’s more angering than anything, because she won’t leave him, and regardless of the fact my whole family knows he’s psycho and he’s done so. much. shit. to our family, everyone ignores it because he converted to my family’s religion and they pretend nothing ever happened and he’s just perfect now. I’m not bitter. Not at all.
Damn it, someone beat me to Victoria. Okay. Chris!
Hmm…okay…lemme think. Okay, I grew up next to this family, the Bolins. There were five of them and they were being raised by a single mom and were pretty poor and got made fun of a lot at school. Anyway, the two oldest boys were like my BFFS forever back then, and there were times in elementary school that we would go to the mat for each other. I once got suspended from riding on the bus because Mike and Joe and I got into a physical altercation with some idiots who were being dicks to them.
Oh, lord. That’s a weird one for me, because I never want to NOT know stuff. I never want to be the only person ignorant of the situation. But, there have definitely been things that were painful to find out about. It’s probably easier if I look at things I found out that didn’t directly involve me. And I can definitely say finding out my brother-in-law cheated on and physically abused my sister, and also propositioned two of my sister-in-laws was a terrible, terrible thing to discover, as well as the fact that he advised my already borderline unbalanced and emotionally abusive husband that he should hit me. ‘Not hard - just a little pop, to keep her in line.’ He’s a real winner, that one.
A time I protected someone… I think I’m going to interpret that as mentally protected someone by standing up for them…
Back when I was still a young thing and active in my church, I was going to Institute, which is kind of like a college level religious study thing, except it was just about your religion and mainly for singles and a place where they went to meet other eligible singles in the church.
Anyway, there was this guy there that had a pretty big crush on me, but I didn’t really like him back. I had been going out with this other guy, who was really cute but a little of the douchebag variety (welcome to my downfall in life). Anyway, he found out about this guy liking me, and in the middle of the beginning of the service just really started making fun of him. And dude, I HATE THAT SHIT. Yeah, the guy was sort of dorky and awkward, but he was nice, and regardless, bullying, especially as some sort of territorial thing, is crap. So I stood up in the middle of service and more or less cussed him off and told him to piss off. Then I walked out and never went out with him again.
Okay, so…this one isn’t actually really funny, but it’s the first thing besides a REALLY, REALLY embarrassing incident that I am not sharing on tumblr LOL…
When my first husband (yes, it took me two marriages to figure out I really am not fit for long term relationships with men and/or I just have shit taste) and I were first having problems, I’d moved out for a few weeks, but we were still ‘together’ or trying to work things out or whatever. And we were supposed to meet at our old apartment (where he was still living) at around midnight on New Years Eve in order to celebrate it together. I got there and he wasn’t there. I waited, and still no dice. I tried to call his cell several times and got no answer. I went back to my place just in case I had misunderstood where we were supposed to meet, and still no show. I ended up falling asleep at our old place, and woke up around 6 AM in the morning. I drag myself out of bed and go out to my car, just in time to see him pull in - WITH ANOTHER GIRL IN THE CAR WITH HIM. Let’s just say my mental state…was not very good in that moment. Only one of the many times our relationship pushed me into a nasty brain space.
If I ever become a dazzlingly famous celebrity and I come to Tumblr and there aren’t a number of fanfiction pieces written about me in all sorts of compromising positions with people of all genders, I am going to be so insulted.
Also, I will troll the SHIT out of my tag, and write fanfic and make fanart about my character, and start ship wars. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
I know Stiles/Jackson is a ship of yours. What do you think of Stiles/Danny?
First, I feel the need to express my insane love for Danny. Seriously, I <3 him big time. He’s pretty much the most mature person in that high school, and you know he sees past the bullshit people put up, because he’s best friends with Jackson, who does his best to only show his douche-face to the world. He doesn’t cow-toe to Jackson, either, not like everyone else. He has no qualms telling him when he’s being an idiot, and you know that means those two are hardcore bros.
—End Danny love fest —
I don’t ship Danny/Stiles per se, in that I don’t have any desire to read fanfic about them or anything like that. However, I DO think that Danny would be an excellent person for Stiles to date as he’s coming to terms with his sexuality. Danny is settled in who he is, he’s mature, and he’s confident in his skin. I think he would really help Stiles grow and learn the ins and outs of how a mature, healthy relationship operates. I don’t think Danny would be into games, like Jackson and Lydia, nor would he be suffocatingly clingy like Scott and Allison, and those are pretty much the only examples Stiles has seen. I think Stiles would amuse Danny, and I do, in fact, think Danny finds Stiles attractive. I think they would have fun together during their last two years of high school.
Ultimately, I don’t think they would last, but I think it would be one of those relationships that, while it didn’t work long term, wouldn’t be something either one of them regretted.
Has anyone yet created a youtube channel on which I may view episodes of Teen Wolf with everything cut out except Derek and Stiles? If not… can someone do this? I feel that it is necessary to the well-being of humanity.
Why are you putting money on Danny and Erica? I thought you shipped Stiles with Derek
Oh, I totally ship Stiles/Derek. My Teen Wolf OTP. But, for a lot of reasons, enumerated in this post, I don’t think they’re ready to be a couple right at this second. Nor do I think MTV will actually ever give them to us. I’m putting money on Danny or Erica in a pragmatic, logical way, not in a “I really, really want one of these people to be OTPs with Stiles!’
to give a little part of your heart to Stiles/Jackson,[Tomorrow Never Knows] is it. Seriously, if I could take a fic to bed and do dirty, dirty things with it, this would be the one I would do it to. I only like Stiles/Jackson if they’re written right, and this is Stackson done exceedingly well.
Nobody knows what she’s doing. We have about two minutes of a trailer where she’s shown about to be bitten, in a car with Derek, hitting on Scott and then literally hitting Stiles in the face with a rock. We also see Stiles standing protectively in front of both she and Isaac. Her character description says that she goes through an ugly duckling to swan transformation that catches all the local boys and wolves eyes. But fandom is rife with the Erica/Derek or Erica/Scott speculation. I’m just saying that if I were MTV, I’d let everyone get worked up and not tell them the real plan. Like I said, I have head!canon about Stiles and Erica background.
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