derek “expert on teenage cannibals” hale
derek “assisting in sheriff’s department investigations” hale
derek “check out my new dad jacket guys” hale
I’m sorry, I know it makes no fucking logical sense at all and it really is a stupid storyline, but de-aged Derek was seriously one of my favorite things in the whole four seasons of Teen Wolf.
10 Things I Hate About You AU, where Derek wants to ask Kate out, but finds out she can’t date until her grumpy older brother Chris does. Derek’s uncle Peter offers to help. For a price.
I’ve been laughing for the past twenty minutes because we have psycho derek who’s all
and chris kinda
I DON’T WANNA KILL YOU DEREK
DON’T MAKE ME KILL YOU PLEASE
[falls off bed head first on the ground] [loud sobbing]