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sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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"meg masters + guilty pleasure"

It’s not pizza, despite what you might think.  It’s not even Clarence (hell, she doesn’t feel guilty about that at all.)

Meg’s guilty pleasure isn’t even that guilty at all, unless you take into account the fact she’s a demon and supposedly not sentimental at all.  Especially about the person she was before she got dragged down to hell.

Every year, on November 1st, she pays a visit to her human family.  Not her actual family - they’ve been dead for centuries - but to her descendents.  To her great-great-great-fucking so many greats grandchildren.  There’s only two lines left; her family had always tended toward breeding small, but it’s enough.  Some years she’s a florist, sometimes a delivery person, just popping in for a few seconds to see how everyone’s getting along.  Her favorite years are when hell isn’t too busy and she doesn’t have an assignment per se, and she can possess a neighbor kid for a whole afternoon and get herself invited over to play.  This generation are some shitty cooks, though, and she’s had to feed a whole lot of goddamn nasty cookies to the family dog.

It’s just one day a year, just a quick in and out, but it always reminds her that no matter what she’s been through since, that crossroads deal was always worth it.

That random person you met online and now is a big part of your life

(Source: riseafterfalling)


u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

Really good blog post on aromanticism as it relates to intimacy, QP’s, physical touch, and life partnerships.

I occasionally use the block post because I have seen a post twenty times and if I see it one more time I am going to break my laptop.

This, too.


It is my belief that Comic Con has made registration as stressful as humanly possible.

mercedelede replied to your post “I am disappointed no one is talking about the consent issues in last…”

I’ve seen legit two posts about it :-/

I hate people.

❝You realize how much you truly miss someone when something happens - good or bad - and the only person you want to tell is the one person who isn’t there.❞